ihatedoorsbutnotmusic:

so-uncivilised:

tumblr mobile users be like

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I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke

(via singwith-love-at-our-throats)


malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via singwith-love-at-our-throats)


thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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(via singwith-love-at-our-throats)


oceanicsteam:

veggieburqers:

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

(via darcylewisinthetardis)


me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(via lovetheleastofthese)


catholicamputee:

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

I did that on a few science exams in college…

(via lovetheleastofthese)


solitarycheese:

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

perfect

(via singhallelujahh)





When there’s a spider near our pew at Mass

catholicliving:

catholicliving:

And my family is like…

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WHEN I KILL THE SPIDER IN CHURCH:

(via lovetheleastofthese)


dunflower:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

so many people reblogged this omg but little do u know i made this post when my mom was mad at me and didn’t sing along to fergalicious in the car

(via singhallelujahh)


darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

(via secretlyawallflower)


slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(via shine-like-lights)