mishaposalypse:

honestlyiamironman:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

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your url suggests differently

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Tom is probably Kermit the Frogs biggest fan, and I think it’s freaken adorable.

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balconyscene:

my lit teacher cracks me up

balconyscene:

my lit teacher cracks me up

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angelwithasquirtgun:

If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous

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So we were sitting in class today

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

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tastefullyoffensive:

That didn’t take long.

tastefullyoffensive:

That didn’t take long.

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pukeocean:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

I’m freaking out about adorable this thing is!

pukeocean:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

I’m freaking out about adorable this thing is!

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mrshudsoniamnotgay:

why did tumblr change the shade of green of the reblog button its making me uncomfortable

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pussoliath:

WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE

pussoliath:

WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE

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colfr:

Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual

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discerninghislove:

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

THE LAST COMMENT THOUGH

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noscor:

gryblogs:

littlemisscannibal:

Thresher sharks always have this worried look on their face. It’s like they just realized they were late for something important. :3

Oh god. Is my tail too long? I bet my tail’s too long. Oh god, oh god, oh god…

 

noscor:

gryblogs:

littlemisscannibal:

Thresher sharks always have this worried look on their face. It’s like they just realized they were late for something important. :3

Oh god. Is my tail too long? I bet my tail’s too long. Oh god, oh god, oh god…

 

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